Harvey: "Man, they got a lot of meat on this menu."
Joyce: "You're a vegetarian?"
"Kinda, you know. I mean, ever since I got a pet cat, you know, I've had a lot of trouble eating animals."
"Hm."
sigh
"I support and identify with groups like PETA, but unfortunately I'm a self-diagnosed anemic."
"Uh huh."
"Also, I have all these food allergies to vegatables which give me serious intestinal distress. I guess I have a lot of borderline health disorders which limit me politically when it comes to eating."
Joyce: "You're a vegetarian?"
"Kinda, you know. I mean, ever since I got a pet cat, you know, I've had a lot of trouble eating animals."
"Hm."
sigh
"I support and identify with groups like PETA, but unfortunately I'm a self-diagnosed anemic."
"Uh huh."
"Also, I have all these food allergies to vegatables which give me serious intestinal distress. I guess I have a lot of borderline health disorders which limit me politically when it comes to eating."
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