Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Did I read that right?
Obama names Holdren, Lubchenco to ponder gender of Santa's reindeer
AP - 1 hour, 43 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama on Saturday named Harvard physicist John Holdren and biologist Jane Lubchenco to answer this age old question, signaling a change from Bush administration policies on gender neutrality that were criticized for putting politics over science.
AP - 1 hour, 43 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama on Saturday named Harvard physicist John Holdren and biologist Jane Lubchenco to answer this age old question, signaling a change from Bush administration policies on gender neutrality that were criticized for putting politics over science.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Woo Hoo! I'm rich!
Man, it's so nice that in this economy, there are still opportunities out there. I've already put a down payment on a nice tropical island. See you in the funny papers!
To: Undisclosed Recipients
From: Mr. Goodluck Eshie
Tel 011 233 240 495 924
Greetings,
How are you doing? I have believed that one has to risk confiding in another to succeed in life.
My name is Mr. Goodluck Eshie. I am the son of late Chief & Mrs. Richard Eshie, the Chairman of Ivory Coast Cocoa Board. He was a wealthy Cocoa and Timber merchant in Abidjan - Cote D’ivorie. It is sad to tell you that he was poisoned to death by his business associate on his business trip. My mother died when I was young and since then my father took me so special.
Before his death in the hospital, he told me about the amount of Eighteen Million US$ ($18,000,000.00) and 100kg of gold dust which he deposited as family treasure for safe keeping in a vault in Ghana . I am indicated as next of kin and I have confirmed in the company with the documents about the existence.
My father warn me that it because of his wealth and politics that he was poisoned therefore I should seek for a foreign partner outside Africa that I can transfer this money for investments. This instruction was given to the safe keeping company. I therefore want you to assist me receive the funds in your desired country or designated bank account for profitable ventures. I will offer you 30% of the total funds for your services. Be informed that all charges has been paid to the security company but we need to get some kind of High Court notarize change of ownership documents that would surely reflect your name as new beneficiary or my foreign partner of the funds because that is to permit the claim as stated by my father. I have discussed with one lawyer to help me to secure the needed notarize document from the High Court as soon as I have assistant. I trust him because he is a good lawyer, also a former speaker of parliament, Republic of Ghana . He told me to get a reliable beneficiary that can not cheat
Best regard,
Goodluck Eshie.
Tel 011 233 240 495 924
To: Undisclosed Recipients
From: Mr. Goodluck Eshie
Tel 011 233 240 495 924
Greetings,
How are you doing? I have believed that one has to risk confiding in another to succeed in life.
My name is Mr. Goodluck Eshie. I am the son of late Chief & Mrs. Richard Eshie, the Chairman of Ivory Coast Cocoa Board. He was a wealthy Cocoa and Timber merchant in Abidjan - Cote D’ivorie. It is sad to tell you that he was poisoned to death by his business associate on his business trip. My mother died when I was young and since then my father took me so special.
Before his death in the hospital, he told me about the amount of Eighteen Million US$ ($18,000,000.00) and 100kg of gold dust which he deposited as family treasure for safe keeping in a vault in Ghana . I am indicated as next of kin and I have confirmed in the company with the documents about the existence.
My father warn me that it because of his wealth and politics that he was poisoned therefore I should seek for a foreign partner outside Africa that I can transfer this money for investments. This instruction was given to the safe keeping company. I therefore want you to assist me receive the funds in your desired country or designated bank account for profitable ventures. I will offer you 30% of the total funds for your services. Be informed that all charges has been paid to the security company but we need to get some kind of High Court notarize change of ownership documents that would surely reflect your name as new beneficiary or my foreign partner of the funds because that is to permit the claim as stated by my father. I have discussed with one lawyer to help me to secure the needed notarize document from the High Court as soon as I have assistant. I trust him because he is a good lawyer, also a former speaker of parliament, Republic of Ghana . He told me to get a reliable beneficiary that can not cheat
Best regard,
Goodluck Eshie.
Tel 011 233 240 495 924
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Poke chops and Greek potatoes
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Here Javelina Javelina Javelina!
Cute, but nasty
Run away!
You've heard of the expression, "Speak of the Devil"? We were on our walk earlier this morning talking about which dogs I had heard were attacked by Javelinas and where the Javalina packs had come through the neighborhood. Mrs. Beisbolfan hadn't seen any on our walks, but I and our friend Mr. G had. So had Peeps and S3. The pups were interested, but wary. Good doggies!
I was going down to the mail box this morning when I heard feetsteps coming from the yard next door. It's always startling to see these big guys. We'd thrown a carrot in the front yard for the bunnies since S3 doesn't like carrots as much as Peeps did. Apparently this Javelina likes them, too. So much for feeding the bunnies.
You've heard of the expression, "Speak of the Devil"? We were on our walk earlier this morning talking about which dogs I had heard were attacked by Javelinas and where the Javalina packs had come through the neighborhood. Mrs. Beisbolfan hadn't seen any on our walks, but I and our friend Mr. G had. So had Peeps and S3. The pups were interested, but wary. Good doggies!
When I saw the group walking across the street from the wash on one side to the other, there were little baby J's that were bouncing up and down, chasing each other and generally behaving like all little kids do.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Gorilla Thrilla
This is one of my all time favorite pictures. We got the pups some toys, one of which was 'Eek Eek Gorilla' (lower right). You squeezed it and it eek eek'ed for a while.
Emily started woo woo'ing at me while Penny was not happy and needed to be consoled by Rom. Notice Abby in the background? She's the invisible black lab.
Emily started woo woo'ing at me while Penny was not happy and needed to be consoled by Rom. Notice Abby in the background? She's the invisible black lab.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
and he wins by a,... wins by a,..., he wins!
Mrs. Beisbolfan gets mad at me when I post anything even remotely risque. She tells me, "Our mothers read your blog!" (sorry about the smelly farts lowering blood pressure post)
Well, I just can't resist this one.
Anti-doping agency may ban Viagra
24 Nov 2008
PENNSYLVANIA: The World Anti-Doping Agency is looking at a new and unlikely suspect in the world of performance-enhancing drugs in sports - Viagra. The blue, diamond-shaped pill, associated with treating sexual dysfunction in men, is suspected of dilating blood vessels in athletes and unduly increasing oxygen-carrying capacity, giving them an unfair competitive advantage.
My comment is on testing for this drug use. Isn't there an easier way than a blood test? I mean, really. Shouldn't you just look for the guy carrying the big notebook?
Well, I just can't resist this one.
Anti-doping agency may ban Viagra
24 Nov 2008
PENNSYLVANIA: The World Anti-Doping Agency is looking at a new and unlikely suspect in the world of performance-enhancing drugs in sports - Viagra. The blue, diamond-shaped pill, associated with treating sexual dysfunction in men, is suspected of dilating blood vessels in athletes and unduly increasing oxygen-carrying capacity, giving them an unfair competitive advantage.
My comment is on testing for this drug use. Isn't there an easier way than a blood test? I mean, really. Shouldn't you just look for the guy carrying the big notebook?
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
another Sign of the Times
Maybe I'm being overly optimistic with the holidays coming up, but I'm sensing the economy is about to turn the corner...
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Does the beer market outperform the bear market?
Investment advice
I thought I would pass on some investing advice in these tough times....
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
with a wink and a nod to Snopes
I thought I would pass on some investing advice in these tough times....
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
with a wink and a nod to Snopes
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Señor dog fud
Went to PetSmart today. They hid the ususual dog food bag in a new color. I had to ask and told the guy that I was sure it was right in front of me. It was. Of course, S3 thought it was the best thing since sliced bread. I guess it is always better fresh. Come to think of it, sliced bread would have gotten her juices going. Don't have to think about Señor dog fud for a while, thank goodness.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Steven Wright
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
The Darkest Evening of the Year
I started my reading of Dean R. Koontz based on a recommendation from Earl. This first of his many books I read was Watchers, which had a great dog character. I've always felt that dogs know more than they let on.
Here is a quote from the lastest of DRK's books out in paperback:
Here is a quote from the lastest of DRK's books out in paperback:
"To the observant, all dogs have an air of mystery, an inner life deeper than science will concede, but whatever the true nature of their minds or condition of their souls, they are limited to the wisdom of their kind, and each is shaped by the experiences of its one life."
Saturday, November 1, 2008
interesting shot from the Hubble
Friday, October 31, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Coincidence? I don't think so
The following two news stories appeared in the same week.
2 greenhouse gases on the rise worry scientists
AP Science Writer Seth Borenstein, Ap Science Writer – Sat Oct 25, 12:39 am ET
WASHINGTON – Carbon dioxide isn't the only greenhouse gas that worries climate scientists. Airborne levels of two other potent gases — one from ancient plants, the other from flat-panel screen technology — are on the rise, too. And that's got scientists concerned about accelerated global warming.
The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
Amelia Tomas livescience.com – Thu Oct 23, 3:21 pm
A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds. The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out. The new research found that cells lining mice's blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents' blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is "no doubt" produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.
2 greenhouse gases on the rise worry scientists
AP Science Writer Seth Borenstein, Ap Science Writer – Sat Oct 25, 12:39 am ET
WASHINGTON – Carbon dioxide isn't the only greenhouse gas that worries climate scientists. Airborne levels of two other potent gases — one from ancient plants, the other from flat-panel screen technology — are on the rise, too. And that's got scientists concerned about accelerated global warming.
The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
Amelia Tomas livescience.com – Thu Oct 23, 3:21 pm
A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds. The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out. The new research found that cells lining mice's blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents' blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is "no doubt" produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Sailing in open waters
Sailing boats participate in the 40th edition of the traditional 'Barcolana' regatta, one of the most crowded sailing races, in the Gulf of Trieste, northern Italy, Sunday, Oct. 12, 2008.
You could probably walk across the waters here.
I don't see how you can call this relaxing, Cleat!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Home Alone!
So, with Mrs. Beisbolfan away, at least I had S3 to keep me company. But this morning I took her in to get a destinking. She really wanted to go in the car, but when we got to PetSmart, she was not happy about me leaving her there. In the meantime, I washed the sheets, shams and comforter. When we got home, the wash wasn't done so I had to keep her out. "Ret re rin!"
Check out the Halloween neckerchief!
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