This just in...

Not sure why this struck me as so funny, but I guess it's the combination of big G just sitting there not reacting, or maybe that the police may or may not be reporting this, or that the guy is just so excited to be reading not one, but two bulletins.

Of course, after I published this I noticed that Garfield does react.
If you click on the picture to look at a larger image, you'll see him look at the audience.