Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Man eats underwear to avoid DUI
My friend John sent me this clipping.
It's apparently true, but strange.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Saguaro and Palo Verde blossoms
I just had to post these pictures. The winter chill has been making everyone wish for Spring. Soon enough it will be over 100° in the shade here. Note the yellow Palo Verde blossoms covering the ground. Spring is in the air.
Closeup of the Saguaro flowers
These pictures were taken in May 2006.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
You know it's going to be a bad day when...
you wake up face down on the pavement.
you call Suicide Rescue and they put you on hold.
you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
your birthday cake collapses because of the weight of the candles.
your son tells you he wishes that Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
you turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
your twin sister forgot your birthday.
you wake up to discover your water bed broke and realize you don't have a water bed.
your car horn gets stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
your wife wakes up in an amorous mood and you have a headache.
your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
you wake up and your braces are stuck together.
you walk to work and find a piece of toilet paper hanging out of your pants.
you call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
your income tax check bounces.
you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
your pet rock snaps at you.
your wife says "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
(I ran across a dot matrix print out from my old Apple ][ computer today.
So as you can guess, some of these are outdated. Some, unfortunately, are not.)
you call Suicide Rescue and they put you on hold.
you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
your birthday cake collapses because of the weight of the candles.
your son tells you he wishes that Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
you turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
your twin sister forgot your birthday.
you wake up to discover your water bed broke and realize you don't have a water bed.
your car horn gets stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
your wife wakes up in an amorous mood and you have a headache.
your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
you wake up and your braces are stuck together.
you walk to work and find a piece of toilet paper hanging out of your pants.
you call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
your income tax check bounces.
you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
your pet rock snaps at you.
your wife says "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
(I ran across a dot matrix print out from my old Apple ][ computer today.
So as you can guess, some of these are outdated. Some, unfortunately, are not.)
Monday, January 21, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
individualism
"So I was shavin' last night at this make-out party. I took a bunch of pictures. You can see them on my MySpace page, along with my favorite songs and movies and things that other people have created, but that I use to express my individualism."
-- Stewie Griffin as high school alter ego Zac Sawyer on Family Guy
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
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