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in case you can't read this, it says...
Stolen property. If you steal property, you
must report its fair market value in your income
in the year you steal it unless in the same year
you return it to its rightful owner.
AHHHH!
What?
What is that in your hand?
A book?
AHHHH!
Step away from the Luddite!
Curse the E-Reader crowd.