Top Reasons Why Dogs Are Way Better Than Cats

1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
   
2. Cats look silly on a leash.
   
3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
   
4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
   
5. A dog knows when you’re sad and he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can-opener is.
   
6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in them.
   
7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own basket or they won’t go at all.
   
8. Dogs will happily come when you call them. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
   
9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only things cats will play with for any period of time are small rodents or bugs – preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.
   
10. Dogs will wake you if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.