Bad Mahjong, No Biscuit!!

Mrs. Beisbol fan sent me a picture of this Mah Jong game. She said, "I'm not even going to try this one!"
If you know anything about Mah Jong, you know that this is an impossible game to win. New game, please!

Oops

Baseball player Andy Pettitte apologized Monday for taking performance enhancing drugs, blaming his actions on stupidity and desperation and not expecting to get caught.

--SNL 2/23/2008

The Top 20 Cool Things About a Car That Goes Faster than The Speed Of Light

20> Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00 AM!
19> Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
18> Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
17> Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
16> Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
15> No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
14> Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
13> LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
12> You can stop worring about being sucked into a black hole driving home from work.
11> You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes.
10> That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
9> Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.
8> Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.
7> Bugs never see you comin'.
6> You can get the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
5> Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"
4> Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.
3> License plate: "Me=mc2"
2> Cigarette butts don't land in backseat -- they land in last week!

and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...

1> Chicks dig it.

(Ok, so it's a little dated)

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DMC Friend said...

21. The radio will not work; therefore no commercials.
(You must know me! Or Uncle Munro - aarg! messages!)

Top Reasons Why Dogs Are Way Better Than Cats

1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
   
2. Cats look silly on a leash.
   
3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
   
4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
   
5. A dog knows when you’re sad and he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can-opener is.
   
6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in them.
   
7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own basket or they won’t go at all.
   
8. Dogs will happily come when you call them. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
   
9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only things cats will play with for any period of time are small rodents or bugs – preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.
   
10. Dogs will wake you if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
    

Four generations

Celebrating Uno's win

No no no!

You're supposed to go in the dog house!

Scrabble Conspiracy

I was playing solitaire scrabble the other day and this is what appeared in my tray. I'm sure that this is not just a random event. It's scary.

Way to go, Uno!

Conga-rats to Uno
Winner of the 2008 Westminster Dog Show
Best in Show

Slow motion popcorn

"noodled"

I love it!
New words or new uses of words appear all the time in comix, but I usually just subliminally note it and go on. Click on the comic to read it.
"noodled" - usage derived from the word for head/brain (noodle) and a certain search engine.

Start them on a strict regimen of sodas

For a better start in life start COLA earlier!

How soon is too soon?

Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

- Promotes Active Lifestyle!

- Boosts Personality!

- Gives body essential sugars!

The Soda Pop Board of America
1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago ILL.

For Baynie

Spork baby

Magnetic poisonality

Randy is a goof

My friend Bill sent this to us. I think it is because we have about 10,000 refrigerator magnets.

Why this blog?

Hi,
I'm wondering why I have visitors from 16 countries and 20 US states. Just curious. Did you get a hit on a search engine? Or was it because it was displayed as a currently updated blog on the login page? I know it isn't because this is very interesting, because frankly, it's not.
Comment if you like. Or not.
/M<

Sandhill Cranes

Something gets into the cranes and they all start to take off.

Then they settle down and wait for the next time.

This is a sea of grey.

The cranes fly in these crazy formations.
Not sure what the white birds on the left are.
Probably geese.

Closer...closer...

Everybody step to the right.

This guy really didn't want anyone around, except mice.

Make a Wish Foundation bankrupted

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes

If this doesn't frost your cake, I don't know what will.

Best case scenario...

Parking technique

Three of our favorite dogs

Doing scenes from Frazier and My Name is Earl

"Yo! You gonna eat that?"

Peeps

Why do dogs always wonder what you are doing with the camera?

Boop!

She makes us laugh!