PETA proposes robotic groundhog for Pa. festival

Um, is this a headline from The Onion?

Killing two birds with one sign

Oddly Specific

Luddite

That's me, Luddite

AHHHH!
What?

What is that in your hand?
A book?

AHHHH!

Step away from the Luddite!
Curse the E-Reader crowd.

Man, that's a happy bug!

Palindromes

CAUTION : I MIGHT DRIVE LIKE YOU DO

"The rest of us can only hope Larry, at the very

least, signed up for the organ donor program"